by Simon 12 Replies latest jw friends
The answer to that age old question:
When you are looking for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Well, if you think about it, it's pretty obvious:
When you've found it you stop looking! (making the place you found it 'the last place you looked')
"Fluff posters of the world UNITE!"
yeah. what he said.
Simon,
WOW! That will keep me busy all day thinking about it.
Borgfree
"Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." -Anna Freud
How deep of you Simon... hehehe..
LMAO...
Yeah, and why do staple guns always run out of staples just when you start using it?
This should be no problem for anyone who does everything ass backwards.
Guest 77
Why do people use the phrase "never say never"? By uttering that sentence they have just said never twice.
Why is Dyslexic so hard to spell and 'Lisp' hard to say if you have one?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word, and why isn't there another word for "synonym"?
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But if you pray all your sins are hooked upon the sky
Pray and the heathen lie will disappear
Prayers they hide the saddest view
(Believing the strangest things, loving the alien)
-- David Bowie, Loving The Alien
