WBATS = MCDONALDS

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  • ADJUSTMENTS
    ADJUSTMENTS

    WBATS operations are comparable to any fast food organization, namely Mcdonalds. Just a for fun post but it does make you think...

    WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY = MCDONALDS

    BETHEL = WORLD HEADQUATERS

    GOVERNING BODY = BOARD OF DIRECTORS/CEO'S

    ZONE OVERSEERS = DISTRICT MANAGERS

    CIRCUIT OVERSEERS = GENERAL MANAGERS

    COORDINATOR OF ELDERS = STORE MANAGERS

    ELDERS = SHIFT MANAGERS

    MINESTERIAL SERVANTS = DRIVE THRU/CASHIERS

    PIONEERS = FOOD PREPARATION/(BURGER FLIPPERS)

    LOCAL KINGDOM HALL = LOCAL MCDONALDS

    RANK AND FILE/STUDYS = CUSTOMERS

    BOOKS/MAGAZINES = BURGERS/FRIES

    INFROMATION SOUNDS GOOD BUT IS NOT TRUE = FOOD TASTE GOOD BUT IS BAD FOR YOU

    DOOR TO DOOR PREACHING ( GOOD NEWS ) = COMMERCIALS/ADS (I'M LOVIN IT)

    DONATIONS FOR SO CALLED WORLD WIDE WORK/ PLUS NO OVERHEAD COSTS ( GB PROFITS) = PROFITS FOR INVESTORS/ CEOS

    CHARLES RUSSELL = RONALD MCDONALD

  • AlphaMan
    AlphaMan

    APOSTATES = THE HAMBURGLAR

  • Miss.Fit
    Miss.Fit

    MEETINGS =TRAINING SESSION/CUSTOMER SERVICE

    ELDER SCHOOL=MANAGER WORKSHOPS

    BIBLE PRINCIPLES=COMPANY POLICIES

    NEW LIGHT=NEW PRODUCTS

  • ADJUSTMENTS
    ADJUSTMENTS

    Great Alpha man and missfits!!!

    APOSTATES = FIVE GUYS CONVERTS

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    new light - product development (i.e. McRib sandwich)

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

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    DD

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    It's a Cult Business!

    Doc

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Apostates= Burger King employees who use to work at McDoanlds

  • LostGeneration
  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    I like it!

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