WBATS operations are comparable to any fast food organization, namely Mcdonalds. Just a for fun post but it does make you think...
WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY = MCDONALDS
BETHEL = WORLD HEADQUATERS
GOVERNING BODY = BOARD OF DIRECTORS/CEO'S
ZONE OVERSEERS = DISTRICT MANAGERS
CIRCUIT OVERSEERS = GENERAL MANAGERS
COORDINATOR OF ELDERS = STORE MANAGERS
ELDERS = SHIFT MANAGERS
MINESTERIAL SERVANTS = DRIVE THRU/CASHIERS
PIONEERS = FOOD PREPARATION/(BURGER FLIPPERS)
LOCAL KINGDOM HALL = LOCAL MCDONALDS
RANK AND FILE/STUDYS = CUSTOMERS
BOOKS/MAGAZINES = BURGERS/FRIES
INFROMATION SOUNDS GOOD BUT IS NOT TRUE = FOOD TASTE GOOD BUT IS BAD FOR YOU
DOOR TO DOOR PREACHING ( GOOD NEWS ) = COMMERCIALS/ADS (I'M LOVIN IT)
DONATIONS FOR SO CALLED WORLD WIDE WORK/ PLUS NO OVERHEAD COSTS ( GB PROFITS) = PROFITS FOR INVESTORS/ CEOS
CHARLES RUSSELL = RONALD MCDONALD