Go to a Kingdom hall where nobody knows you and play Bullshit Bingo,,and when you fill in 5 squares you don't jump up but just shout "Bullshit Bingo",,of course an attendant will try to escort you out,,when they approach you tell them you are awfully sorry for the out burst but you just can't help it because you have "Tourette syndrome".
JW Bingo for your meeting enjoyment
by Mulan 84 Replies latest members adult
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HICFlyGirl
This sounds like soooo much fun. It almost makes me wont to show up at the next meeting drunk and scream at the top of my lungs BullPoooopy!!!
And then say, 'Liar, liiiiiaaaaarrr.'
Yaaahhhh, Donkey Kong
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MegaDude
or say, "Jehovah loves those who are slllllllllllllllllllllow and speeeeshul.
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Sunnygal41
4. When you get five blocks horizontally,
vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULL$hiT!" * "At the Circuit Assembly, the speaker was stunned as
eight of us screamed 'BULL$**T!' for the third time in two hours." --Kathleen
L., AtlantaLMFAO!!
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little1
Very funny! Reminds me of a game my sisters and I play when at family functions called "dysfunctional bingo" where everytime one of those crazy things our parents and relatives do that drives us to the edge happens we run upstairs and check it off on a card. Sometimes we have had to pretend we had diahrrea to account for all the trips upstairs.
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Gill
LMAO!!!
What really makes me smile is the fact that so many of you , and I respect you and understand your reasons why, but so many of you are still have to go through the pretence of being JW's just to keep your family together. It really impresses me! I don't think I would have been able to do that for long. So, as they say ' all power to your elbows, mates!'
It certainly makes me look at the average Joe JW I may know in a different light and wonder...... could it be you I was chatting with the other day on JWD?
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Brummie
I printed this out a few months ago and gave it to an exjw who doesnt have the internet, she was a JW for 45 yrs, she loves BBingo and highly recommends it to all!
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Scully
this topic deserves a bttt with convention season approaching!
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lilbit
OMG I soooo want to do this at the next assembly anyone in the vegas area care to join me?
lilbit