ALL JW'S ARE EQUAL--BULL****!

by new boy 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • new boy
    new boy

    WE ARE ALL EQUAL AMONG EACH OTHER, AND GOD. IS THE BULLSHIT THEY TOLD ME FOR 50 YEARS? GODS EYES YES----- MANS EYES NO.
    REALLY THEN WHY DOES THE ORG. HAVE MORE RANKS THEN THE U.S. ARMY?
    TALK ABOUT FEAR OF MAN OR LOOKING UP, OR LOOKING DOWN AND KISSING UP TO EACH OTHER. HAY! THERE ARE THE ONES WHO SAY, "THEY STEPPED DOWN" MEANING THEY WERE UP BEFORE! SO LETS CALL ARE SELVES SERVANTS, BECAUSE THE PUBLISHERS ARE THE TRUE MASTERS IN THE KD HALL?

    WELL HERE GOES THESE ARE THE ONES I SPOTTED IN THE LAST 50 YEARS.

    STATUS RATINGS IN THE BORG. WITH PRESTIGE POINTS NEXT STATUS

    A APPROVED ASSOCIATION 1
    A UNAPPROVED ASSOCATE-10
    A BIBLE STUDY 3
    A UNBAPTIZED PUBLISHER 4
    A MALE BAPTIZED PUBLISHER 5
    A FEMALE BAPTIZED PUBLISHER 4
    A MALE BAPTIZED PUBLISHER WHO IS ANOINTED 25
    A BAPTIZED WOMEN PUBLISHER WHO IS ANOINTED 20
    IF ANY ONE IS PARTAKING UNDER 40 YEARS OLD IT IS -200
    A MALE BAPTIZED PUBLISHER REACHING OUT TO BE MINISTERIAL SERVANT 10
    A BAPTIZED PUBLISHER NOT REACHING OUT 4 [THE SAME AS A WOMEN]
    A MINISTERIAL SERVANT 15
    A MINISTERIAL SERVANT WHO IS ANOINTED 35
    A ELDER 50
    An ELDER'S WIFE 25
    A ANOINTED ELDER 100
    A CIRCUIT OVERSEER 300
    A CIRCUIT OVERSEER’S WIFE 45
    A ANOINTED CIRCUIT OVERSEER 500
    A DISTRICT OVERSEER 500
    A ANOINTED DISTRICT OVERSEER 1000
    A BRANCH OVERSEER 1000
    A ANOINTED BRANCH OVERSEER 2000
    A ZONE OVERSEER 2000
    A ANOINTED ZONE OVERSEER 4000
    GOVERNING BODY 5000
    -------ADD TO ANY OF CLASSES ABOVE THE FOLLOWING
    AUXILIARY PIONEER 50
    PIONEER 100
    SPECIAL PIONEER 300
    HAVE MOVED WHERE THE NEED IS GREATER 75
    BETHELITE 500
    GILEAD STUDENT 1000
    MISSIONARY 1500
    PIONEER SCHOOL GRADATE 100
    -------SINCE ITS A SEXIST ORG. SUBTRACT TO ANY OF THE ABOVE IF YOU ARE A WOMEN 25-100 POINTS
    -------ALSO SUBTRACT TO ANY OF THE ABOVE
    HAVE "BAD ATTITUDE"--50
    PRIVATE REPROVED-----200
    PUBLIC REPROVED-----500
    DISFELLOWSHIPPED-----1000
    IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE ABOVE AN ATTENDING MEETINGS ADD 50 POINTS

    THE BASES OF THIS POINT SYSTEM IS NOT WRITTEN IN ANY OF THE SOCIETY’S PUBLICATIONS BUT CAN SEEN IN ANY KINGDOM HALL IN THE WORLD, BY THE FACT OF THE 5-6 DIFFERENT CLICKS AMONG THE 100-150 PUBLISHERS. THE POINT SYSTEM STARTS WHEN YOU START TALKING TO A NEW PERSON IN THE HALL. IT GOES LIKE THIS.

    YES WE JUST MOVED HERE FROM N.Y. TO HELP OUT [75 POINTS] MY HUSBAND IS AN ELDER [50 POINTS FOR HIM AND 25 FOR HER] AND ON THE BUILDING COMMUNITY [POINTS NOT MENTIONED50] OUR OLDEST DAUGHTER GOT INTO LITTLE TROUBLE BACK IN N.Y. [-200 POINTS, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 1000 FOR BEING DF-ED BUT SINCE HER DAD HAD SO MANY POINTS ON THE OTHER ELDERS KIDS BEHAVING BADLY THEY LOOKED THE OTHER WAY] OUR OLDEST SON IS AT BETHEL [500 POINTS] MY MOTHER WHO IS PARTAKING [20 POINTS] BY THE WAY SAW HIM LAST WEEK AT THE GILEAD GRADUATION.

    AFTER A FEW SHORT SENTENCES YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE IN THE PICKING ORDER, AND REMEMBER POINTS ARE GIVEN AND TAKEN AT WILL.

    “THIS IS SALLY SHE HAS BEEN OUR REGULAR PIONEER 10 YEARS”
    “WE HAVE TO CLEAN THE KINGDOM HALL THIS THE CO IS COMING”
    “NO ONE IN THE HALL WILL HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SMITH KIDS”
    “WELL CAN YOU BLAME THEM DONNA SHOULD HAVE NEVER MARRIED AN UNBAPTIZE PUBLISHER”
    “MOM, EVEN THOUGH I’M REINSTATED NONE OF THE KIDS WILL HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH ME!”
    “SON WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE US PROUD IS YOU AT BETHEL”

    AND SO GOES

    WHEN I WAS AT BETHEL A FRIEND OF MINE WANTED TO LEAVE TO GET MARRIED. I SAID “GREAT LEAVE” BUT HE SAID THEY WON’T LET ME PIONEER FOR 6 MONTHS” “ REALLY” I SAID THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT, NO ONE CAN STOP YOU FROM GOING OUT IN THE FIELD SERVICE” “O I CAN GO OUT IN THE SERVICE ALRIGHT I JUST CAN’T BE CALLED A PIONEER.” WOW-- THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO HURT A GUY, HE COULDN’T BE CALLED A PIONEER!

    AND SO IT GOES

    WE ARE ALL THE SAME, IT IS MAN NOT GOD WHO MAKES THE DISTINCTIONS

    “IGNORANCE IS 100% CURABLE”

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Hello New Boy,

    Very interesting. I appreciate the effort you put into this.

    Sometime around 1974 the WT published an article entitled "We Are All Made of Dust". Charlie Cromer, in the Bethel machine shop at the time, was amused by the paradox considering the way things really were inside the organization. For months his moto was "We are all made of dust but some are dirtier than others".

    Enjoyed your post.

    Jst2laws

  • Simon
    Simon

    yes, interesting (but loud

    My best score was 4 then ... baptized nobody with no intention of reaching out, lol

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    For some reason, when someone types in all CAPS, I hear Ethel Merman singing to their words....

    D8TA

  • Elders_Kid
    Elders_Kid

    How many points to I get for being a DF'd elder's kid that used to be a pioneer,that wanted to goto bethel, used to work on quick builds, went where the need was greater during the summer, and was an attendant at conventions?

    EK

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    The only 'point' I got was a sharp tip and the end of an instrument!

    Guest 77

  • cornish
    cornish

    All Animals are equal,,,but some animals are more equal than others

  • Pro
    Pro

    There's a such thing as private reproval? Must be limited to a select few.

  • SYN
    SYN

    I think I got -100000!

    Let's see:

    Posts to Apostate Internet Sites: -100
    Posts to the "Soddom & Gomorrah" of Apostate Internet Sites: -200
    Actively Criticizes Watchtower Policy: -300
    Attends Apostofests: -400
    Flames Dubs on abovementioned "Soddom & Gomorrah" of site: -430
    Uses words like "BORG", "BOrganization", and "Dub": -450
    Maintains an "Old Light" quotes site: -600
    Has read very old Golden Age/Watchtower publications: -700
    Started a website about victims of abuse in the BORG: -1000

    Heh!

    "If men were like their personal ads, they wouldn't need personal ads."

  • Pork Chop
    Pork Chop

    I think you've got Circuit Overseer's wives way too low. They're a couple of hundred easy.

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