Years ago when I was in my 20's, I was visiting my folks when they still had their farm. We always gathered in the kitchen as it was huge. Both my parents were there and starting in on the usual 'you should be a Jehovah's Witness'.
So I asked them point blank:
"Is God directing the Watchtower?"
At exactly the same time my Dad answers "No." and my Mom answers "Yes."
You should have seen the 'Holy Shiite!' look that passed between them.
It was Priceless.