by kneehighmiah 84 Replies latest jw friends
There will be an announcement that this "may be" the last convention this side of Armageddon.
I cannot believe that anyone thinks there will be something special this year.
There will be nothing special. They will not take risks it will be the same old same old. It has worked for 125 years, why change now.
Honestly I don't think there will be anything new. I predict a major push on JW.org, and alot of "success" stories showing how progressive and ahead of the game they are.
I also predict alot of instruction on the various ways to use the new bible. I think they will leave out any new teachings this year.
Maybe there will be yet another contribution box set up in every Kingdom Hall marked “CANDICE CONTI LEGAL EXPENSE FUND,” which will replace any special disaster relief fund. (Actually, that would be a kind of special disaster relief fund, so to speak.)
By 2017, more and more public talks and special symposiums will be given by a designated GB member, streamed via broadband internet connection direct from the WTS's state-of-the-art broadcasting studio at the new Warwick HQ.
All KHs must have an audio/visual system capable of recieving and displaying said public talks, which they are expected to acquire via donated funds (not earmarked) and/or a low-interest loan from the Society itself.
If any congregations can not or will not comply within a certain time frame, said KHs will be sold out from under the congregations, which will be dissolved/dispersed to surrounding KHs who are in compliance.
PS: Anybody who finds this scenario hard to imagine would have probably thought that the WTS's decree to "stop selling tobacco within six months, or be DFed" was just as implausible.
I really can't think of anything "special" that they might do. THEY are the ones who made a comment about something new, so who knows?? Maybe new projector stuff, or Assembly Hall stuff. Perhaps a global rolley cart campaign?? They have been testing it for a while now. All the JWs would have to buy their own cart, of course.
The end is near folks, we are not BSing this time.
Some say that Noah preached for 120 years, well our research
tells us Noah preached a 100 years + or - a few years.
But anyway 1914-2014= 100 years.
This will not be in writing or in any of our publications.
People will be allowed to do cannonballs into the baptismal pool.
Cannonballs into the baptismal pool, that would wake people up. LOL
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are all about control of the lives & the information their members are exposed too.
As others have pointed out, if important announcement information were given out at the first weekend of DC's, then soon all the JW community would know of it well in advance of their respective DC's. In that respect the GB would have no control of the announcement or any twists, rumors, etc. of the new announcement.
The annual GB meeting will be the platform for any special announcements, or new light. With this the GB has full control of a captive audience.
The DC's will be business as usual. Same boring crap, guilt trips, the end is really close now, listen obey & be blessed, new literature releases, drama, do more to serve us, doesn't the new light really make sense, and oh yeah.....we need more money.
I just found out the special release this year!!!!(I'm trolling)
A web browser called, "WatchtowerShield." It will be a free download from jw.org. All members will be instructed to install this web browser and delete internet explorer, google chrome, firefox, etc.
This browser will offer the Faithful and Discreet Slaves protection while using the internet. Just like the Kingdomhall is a protection, this browswer will block the ability to view apostate websites, search terms, forums, comments, etc. It will also block porn, etc.
Because the flesh is weak and the elders and the faithful slave want to be proactive in helping people, it will also report to them what search terms are used, so they can contact them early on if they appear to be doing indepdent thinking or attempting to access porn.
