The JW sign language v 50 cent video goes viral

by Mickey mouse 29 Replies latest social humour

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    Isnt this video discriminatory ? Why is it only targeted to deaf people ? Are not hearing people having the same urges , temptations and normal responses , who seek releif ,as deaf people ?

    Why is this same video not available to youths, who are people with normal hearing ?

    Why single out deaf people. ? Do jehovahs witnesses think deaf people are less intelligent than hearing people ? ,and need an explicit video to get the message across.?

    I just had athought : What kind of audio presentation are they going to bring out for vision impaired people to discourage masturbation for those people.

    smiddy

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    In a way I feel sorry for this poor bastard , the young fellow that is .He could have been a pioneer , MS , heaven forbid an elder at his young age ,whatever he saw an opportunity to further his rise up the corporate ladder , and lets face it we reached out for more prividledges when we were gung ho for the truth ( or what we thought was the truth ) I wonder what the poor bastard thinks now , he has become a household name in ex-jw sites , and been made a laughing stock with many comedy skits picking up on this , I just wonder what his mental status is with all the attention rightly so that this video has acheived .I think he was just a naive young person who thought he was doing jehovahs will , being manipulated to do this video by the governing Body. I honestly wonder how he has handled the feedback.

    smiddy

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    Well Smiddy, chances are he will be here one day. One day we'll see a post entitled, "Hey guys, it's me, the ASL bating guy!". He'll be one of the famous ex jws haha.

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  • steve2
    steve2

    I have developed quite a relationship with the comely young brother on this video whereas I can take or leave the other two. I will not go into detail over what exactly the relationship consists of - suffice to say it consists of behaviour that is the very opposite of that condemned in the video. Hope that's not a spoiler.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    LMAO steve2. +2 extra points for using the in-group term, "comely".

    Sometimes I wonder if they did the video knowing how wackadoodle it was, while mentally out and making fun of their own religion, with its own endorsement.

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    It's really great of the Watchtower to show the world how weird they are. I did a search on Jehovah's Witness Masterbation deaf video and got 93,000 results. Prior to this the only thing most people knew about JWs was that they went door to door and didn't celebrate the holidays. Now they will be famous for not wanting deaf people to pleasure themselves. This video will be around for a while.

    It's also somewhat disturbing that they didn't have any kind of warning that the material is not suitable for young children.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I was just wondering, how do the bros practice for their parts? Do they have a TMS-like scoring system?

    "Brother, your presentation is scored NI=needs improvement. Your sign for female masturbation was not clear enough. Also, your facial expressions were not orgasmic enough."

    And then they go out for ice cream afterwards.

    Obviously, I'm being silly, but seriously, can you imagine any scenario under which this talk and its prep would be normal...

    Just following their own guidelines, I imagine them going through a mental checklist:

    Most of those present...may be well acquainted with the subject on which you have been assigned to speak....

    Do not try to cover too much. Present your material in such a way that it will be easy to remember.

    Preparation should also include giving attention to your delivery. Do not minimize this.

    Practice giving your talk out loud. The effort you put into studying and applying counsel on the various speech qualities will contribute much to your progress.

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    The G.B. obviously is aware that the majority of jehovahs witnesses have limited , basic education because the faithfull comply with their warnings against getting a higher education , that , not being necessary because the end is just around the corner.

    Theirefor , they need videos like this to explain their message to people with limited education.

    I cant wait for the G.B. to authorise a video approving the missionary position as the only sex act permitted by married couples.

    Then of course demonstrating positions that are not approved by the G.B.

    Such as :

    The # 96 position

    Woman on top

    Doggie fashion

    Oral

    Anal

    Mutual masturbation

    Of course the couple being used to demonstrate these wrong sex practices need to be in good standing in the congregation , preferabally special pioneers or such and of a mature age with many years of faithfull service . ( but not to old , or over weight , we dont want our bros,& sisters to be put off watching it ) after all it is an educational video warning against wicked worldly practices.

    smiddy

  • valkyrie
    valkyrie

    "Sense stress": "G"

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