He got his 'bits' caught in his zipper!

by LDH 13 Replies latest social relationships

  • LDH
    LDH

    Eman if you are reading this, I thought you might enjoy knowing my sister is dating an Englishman in his own right. Never has been JW, and she DA'd 7 years ago.

    This weekend they were hiking in the woods and as he was zipping his pants, he remarked summat like, "I've gotten me bits caught in me zipper!"

    She had a good laugh at his expense, as did I when she told me the story.

    So what do you think? My sister and a Brit!

    Lisa

  • Imbue
    Imbue

    OUCH!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    "The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
    (Ok! He borrowed it)

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    I think this is a UNIVERSAL example that brings ALL of the MALE sex together in a moment of empathy. Regardless from what part of the world you are from, Regardless of what language you speak, Regardless of your political or religous views, Regardless of your sexual orientation....getting your zipper stuck in your peice, will unite all Males in the harmony of the word: OW!

    D8TA

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    duh, what's a ZIPPER? In my country we have "folds" in our clothing, you know like a big sheet....and what would your sister be doing with someone that only has "bits". Didn't someone tell her SIZE DOES COUNT?

    Ali Carmen Muhammed

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    This weekend they were hiking in the woods and as he was zipping his pants,

    To go hiking you must first zip your pants?

    Interesting, LDH.

    Englisshman.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Carmel, does that make insurance cheaper over there?

  • Simon
    Simon

    Trust me, that is something you only do ONCE! (the zip thing)

    I loved the bit on Something About Mary:

    "What's he doing in there"
    "Maybe he's masturbating"
    "We got a bleeder!"
    "He was masturbating!"

    I have to watch that again

  • Simon
    Simon

    It is a good line to try isn't it?

    "pleas help me dear, I have caught my bits in my zipper"

    Sorry Lisa, couldn't resist that. Hope your sister is having fun.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    [Getting faint]

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    There's a hilarious scene with Ben Stiller in the movie

    There's Something About Mary (1998)

    Ouch, isn't the word.

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