I LOVE the way this TOPIC started out...wooohooo! Creative Writing time:
Once Upon a Time . . .
There was a kingdom called Free World, and the citizens were called Free Minds. Within this kingdom, was a little hamlet of sepratists called Jehovah Trolls.
The Jehovah Trolls believed they were a speacial elect group. They believed that God selected them to be the righteous mouthpiece to speak to all the Free Minds.
One day, a troll named HildaBingen had heard from a sparrow that the Free Minds have proven that the sepratist Jehovah Trolls had it all wrong, and wanted to go wandering outside the hamlet. She knew that the Free Minds would recognize her as a Jehovah Troll. HildaBingen was a cunning and smart troll, and devised a plan.
"I know, I will use this magical "mystic" cloak as a disguise", thought HildaBingen, "And I shall change my name from time to time, in order to hide my true identity."
HildaBingen with the magic "mystic" cloak ventured forth in to the Free World.
When HildaBingen arrived, she was in such despair. For whenever she opened her mouth to speak, all that came out was, "blah..blah blah blah..blah blah." Free Minds all over were trying to comprehend what she was saying.
Upset and dispondent, HildaBingen kept trying to speak.
With a blah blah here
A blah blah there
Here a blah
There a blah
Everywhere a blah blah
But still, not one of the Free Minds could not understand what she was saying.
Untill, one day, a few Free Minds who were once a part of the Jehovah Troll kingdom reached back in to their memories and recollected the secret "blah blah" language. Upon remembering this old song and dance, they recognized key phrases and words HildaBingen was using. Upon this revalation, HildaBingen's true identity was uncovered.
Poor HildaBingen, she kept believing the "mystic" cloak disguise was still working. She tried and tried to communicate with the Free Minds, but to no avail, her "blah blah" fell upon deaf ears. So she decided to return to her hamlet of Jehovah Trolls.
Upon returning to the Hamlet, the "elder" tribesmen somehow were alerted to her wanderings in the Free World. That HildaBingen had been talking to those Free Minds that were kicked out of Jehovah Troll kingdom.
"Bad little HildaBingen", the elder tibesmen had told her. "You know better then to wander from the hamlet and hear those nasty lies.", they added.
And...so...eh...well...
This is getting boring! This is worse then a HildaBingen Topic Post...let me cut to the end.
So this guy named Luke Skywalker got the plans to the evil Jehovah Trolls and blew up their organization...ending it's tyranny once and for all. And poor HildaBingen, at the moment of the final disinigration of the Jehovah Trolls thought "Oh my god...the Free Minds were right".
And everyone lived happily ever after...er...except HildaBingen.
D8TA