funny thoughts when pondering the actions of god

by confusedandalone 15 Replies latest social humour

  • DuvanMuvan
    DuvanMuvan

    Lol I thought god would be the first to realise this flaw with that super duper brain of his

  • Xanthippe
    Xanthippe

    It's all our fault we just don't listen. We keep making mistakes and getting the wrong idea. It's a perfect God trying to communicate with imperfect people. Perhaps he should get a website. 'God' , follow him on Facebook.

  • poppers
    poppers

    It's a perfect God trying to communicate with imperfect people.

    Maybe he's not so perfect nor omnipotent.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Excerpts from Country Boy Redneck Ronnie's video on "Your Religion Might be BullSh!t":

    If your God is so inept at communication that he has to appoint people to explain to other people just what he wants from them ... Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.

    If your religion is split into tens of thousands of splinter cults all believing different doctrines yet all claiming to be the one true religion... Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.

    If your religion claims that an omnipotent spirit being from another dimension raped a young human girl already engaged to be married in order to give birth to himself so he could later torture himself to death as a sacrifice to himself to appease himself for something he started in the first place....

    Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.

  • Giordano
    Giordano

    ............. old saying updated........ Silence is the natural language of god......... everything else is bullshit.

  • confusedandalone
    confusedandalone

    "If your religion claims that an omnipotent spirit being from another dimension raped a young human girl already engaged to be married in order to give birth to himself so he could later torture himself to death as a sacrifice to himself to appease himself for something he started in the first place....

    Your Religion Might Be Bullshit."

    THIS IS FUGGIN EPIC

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