"Keep Seeking First the Contribution Box" - the REAL district convention program ;)

processor

The REAL District Convention Program can be downloaded only here: http://www.svhelden.info/pdf/co-pgm14-E2.pdf
Tiktaalik

Wow! I think they are only doing it for the dollars.

Pure gold!!
yadda yadda 2

So funny. You're a legend.

2:10 Drama: ‘Not One Word Has Come True’ (Russell 1:2, Rutherford 2:1; Knorr 7:10; Franz 10:1)
LMAO!
quellycatface

LOL.
stuckinarut2

This is so very funny!!

I love it!...thanks to those that created it.

Hey this reminded me of the great series of mock-ups from last years memorial invitations! Has there been any done for this years as yet?

I have to share a story re last years ones if anyone is interested....?
cultBgone

Hysterical! Thanks for sharing, now I can go off to work with a huge smile on my face.
processor

memorial invitations! Has there been any done for this years as yet?

Here you go: http://www.svhelden.info/pdf/mi14_E_new.pdf
Syme

"CHAIRMAN: The chairman sits on his chair all the time."

LOOOOL!!! Man, I've laughed so much! Thanks for the excellent work!
Bella15

Omg ... This is hilarious, I almost pee in my pants ... Lol
Juan Viejo2

Too bad they didn't add "This invitation may have been delivered by a well-dressed pedophile with a brief case. If your minor child opened the door to them, your home may be marked for a 'return visit.' "

JV