Post the funniest WTBTS quote you can think of

DuvanMuvan

Just felt like a laugh.

if any funny quotes come to mind feel free to post them here

fakefading

"Millions now living WILL never die." (1925)

stuckinarut2

"gods spirit directed organization "

"we are spirit inspired, but not prophets"

quellycatface

"It's a loving arrangement", when talking about shunning disfellowshipped family members.

stuckinarut2

Happyfying experiences in the mags about people learning the truth

*** w11 11/15 p. 29 par. 5 Train Others to Reach Out ***
5 Like Jesus, Christian elders today befriend and help others. They cultivate a warm, close relationship with their fellow believers by taking time to show personal interest in them. While eldersrecognize the importance of confidentiality, they are not secretive. Elders trust their brothers and share with them Scriptural truths they themselves have learned.

fastJehu

*** w99 5/15 p. 27 The Christian Congregation—A Source of Strengthening Aid ***
Teri wrongly believed that Jehovah’s approval depended only on the amount of her service to him. (Contrast Mark 12:41-44.)

*** w68 7/1 p. 389 Is Your Religion the True One? ***
You have nothing to fear in examining your beliefs by the standard of God’s Word, for if you have the true religion you can only be reassured. And if what you believe is not in keeping with the Bible, then you should welcome the truth, because it leads to eternal life.

cantleave

The burial of even what remains after these lower creatures have their fill would be stupendous. Doubtless the Almighty God will use some highly scientific means, whether including antimatter or not, to dispose of the surplus of decaying bodies in a speedy and sanitary way.

- kj 377 20 Land of Magog No More to Threaten Mankind

snare&racket

"Some scientists claim.............."

fastJehu

*** w69 11/15 p. 692 par. 10 “Between-the-Lines” Translations of the Bible ***
However, in the interlinear literal translation of the Greek the English words are not taken bodily or directly from the New World Translation and placed under the appropriate Greek word. No! But under each Greek word is placed its basic meaning, according to its grammatical construction, whether this agrees literally with the New World Translation or not. What we as Bible students should want is what the original Greek text says. Only by getting this basic meaning can we determine whether the New World Translation or any other Bible translation is right or not.

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