They should do a last edition Pillsbury dough man pastry. We could munch on his puffy body. Oh, why do they take the American traditions away? Do you remember when they made new Coke? They could do a Mad Men episode on why the boy was retired. Maybe I should find the ad agency and write a letter of protest.
Sad news ...
by Oubliette 18 Replies latest social humour
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Pete Zahut
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
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Jeannette
Good one, Pete.
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prologos
pete zahut: brilliant.
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Band on the Run
Very good. I could never do that.
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Zoos
That's cute. I used to have a Dough Boy toy when I was a kid. Poked that sucker to death.
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cult classic
LOL
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Oubliette
Pete, you certainly rose to the occasion!
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chicken little
I loved that guy!