Be afraid of APOSTATES!
Be very...afraid.
Mwa
Mwahaha
Mwahahahhahhahhahhha..er.ha..*cough*..*hack*..ha..um..ha. *cough*
WARNING: Evil laughter can cause severe lung and throat damage. The source of evil laughter is attributed to one being an Apostate.
Apostates are evil.
Apostates are the people who go around your nieghborhood, knocking on the door or ringing the door bell, then run away.
Apostates are a secret society plotting the over throw of the world. They have super mutant powers, and they like eating babies...espeacially if they are babies born to Jehovah Witnesses.
Apostates are people who are primary suspects in all: Bank Robberies, School Shootings, Shopliftings, Muggings, Illegal Nuclear Arms Dealings, and Sticking Gum Under Kingdom Hall Seats.
Apostates are responsible for strong arming George Lucas, forcing the movie maker to put Jar Jar Binks in his movies.
Have you ever put your coffee down in a certain spot in your room, then walk away, upon returning the coffee cup has "mysteriously disappeared"....yep, it was an Apostate that relocated your coffee cup. Happens with car keys as well.
Apostates are linked with all known terrorist groups, and like to dress up in Gumbi suits and socialize in various seedy night spots all over the world.
These are some of the FEW examples Apostates' behavior. If you have any questions regarding the source of any facts, pertaining to these above actions, just believe it's true....because...uh...er...we are the Governing Body of the WTBTS....and we just need to say these things and they are true.
::D8TA drops his spraypaint canister::
****runs away****
D8TA