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Apostate & Ex-Jehovalarious Meme Collection
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"At the 2013 District Convention, in his Sunday final address, 'Remain "Firmly Set in the Truth,"' Brother Lösch continued the program's timely warnings against being deceived by falsehoods. His detailed discussion of 2 Peter 1:12 climaxed when he enthusiastically held up the latest release titled 'Crisis of Conscience' and announced that this publication would be made available to all publishers in October 2014.
"'The Governing Body loves you more than you love yourselves and we have your best interests at heart. The reason for the book only being made available in October 2014 is that if Armageddon hasn't come by then, we'll realize the game's up and you might as well know the truth about how we've been stringing you all along for so long.'
"At first there was a gasp from the audience and momentary silence, but then the whole arena erupted in thunderous applause. 'I truly appreciate this latest provision from Jehovah!' gushed 10 year old Neil Naive, who had symbolized his dedication in baptism the previous day. One attendee, an elder who had served many decades said, 'This convention is the best ever!' Eleanor Lonelyheart*, a faithful, single sister of 97 years of age and a full-time evangelizer from the age of 6, had tears in her eyes as she said, 'A fat lot of good that is. I'll be dead by then.'
"All in attendance were truly happified and well-fed from the rich, spiritual banquet provided by the 'faithful and discreet slave' in their final days."
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* Sadly, Eleanor Lonelyheart passed away on April 1, 2014.
...OUTLAW