JW.Orgy......let's come up with slogans

by AndDontCallMeShirley 30 Replies latest social humour

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Here are a couple suggestions for slogans:

    1. "JW.Orgy. Missionary positions available".

    2. "JW.Orgy. Where Jesus isn't the only one Coming for a second time".

    .

    Add yours to the list

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    3) Jw.orgy. Ladies on the street, Moabite in the sheets. [ God I wish....]

    DD

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    This way to the oral review

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    JW.orgy at every Kingdom Hall every Sunday where you can participate in servicing your fellow man in

    ways never thought possible, let us release your spiritual tensions.

    Let us show you why Jehovah's Witnesses are the happiest people around.

    Come in sad and depressed and come out happy and joyful with a new look on life.

    .

    Look at some of these people who just recently left a kingdom Hall.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Instead of "Holy Rollers" JW's will be known as "Holy ORG'ers"

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    JW.Org: "Where "service" means more than just knocking on knocking on doors".

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    "JW.orgy" is almost as good as "JW.borg".

    (Barb Anderson says that the latter is liked and used at Bethel, if you can believe it...)

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    JW.ORGY...

    "No one is hiding from this Return Visit!!"

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    AndDontCallMeShirley - "Missionary positions available."

    I have to say, I like this one the best.

  • prologos
    prologos

    borg.org

    jw--o--"rg"

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