I'm a cannibal

by Zoos 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Zoos
    Zoos

    The doctor used cadaver bone to fix my spine. I understand that makes me a cannibal in Watchtower land.

    "It's feeding. If you take it into your body it's called feeding!"

    I even told them I would accept a blood transfusion if necessary. Unfortunately I didn't get to have any. Eh... there's always next time.

    Have you cannibalized another human for your own selfish healthcare like me?

  • Heartofaboy
    Heartofaboy

    Make sure you don't take on the personality of the bone donor Zoos!

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    If organ transplants and blood transfusions are in reality 'feeding', why don't they give persons suffering from malnutrition a blood transfusion?

    just saying!

    eyeuse2badub

  • HeyThere
    HeyThere

    zoos, i just had surgery too and opted for blood if needed. guess i was selfish as well.

  • notsurewheretogo
    notsurewheretogo

    You have also received some of the donor's personality a la personality transplant...you need to be DF pronto...

    Just as well you never went to a spirt medium as demons manifest themselves as tentacle like creatures and attach themselves to the medium's spine...

    Oh wait...is that old light?

  • Zoos
    Zoos

    HeyThere: i just had surgery too and opted for blood if needed. guess i was selfish as well.

    You are SO going to die with me at Armageddon!

    Notsurewheretogo: Just as well you never went to a spirit medium as demons manifest themselves as tentacle like creatures and attach themselves to the medium's spine...

    What the... HUH? That sounds like something that old drunk came up with... uh, what's his name... Rutherford? Was that really in a magazine somewhere or did you make it up?

    Given the history of lunatic ideas in old literature, it makes sense to ask.

  • Zoos
    Zoos

    HeartofaBoy: Make sure you don't take on the personality of the bone donor

    Would that make me guilty of bad association also?

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Hey! How's your back? Are you experiencing increased mobility? What a gift!

    Perhaps the woman with the issuance of blood should not have bothered Jesus.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Mmmm...

    ...tastes like chicken.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Remind me not to come over for a weenie roast! [ rimshot!!!] I'll be here all week!! I hope you get well SOON !!!!(tm)

    DD

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