How to become an MS in no time

by Batman89 34 Replies latest jw experiences

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    1 Timothy 3:

    This statement is trustworthy: If a man is reaching out to be an overseer,+ he is desirous of a fine work. 2 The overseer should therefore be irreprehensible, a husband of one wife, moderate in habits, sound in mind,*+ orderly, hospitable,+qualified to teach,+3 not a drunkard,+ not violent,* but reasonable,+ not quarrelsome,+ not a lover of money,+4 a man presiding over* his own household in a fine manner, having his children in subjection with all seriousness+5 (for if any man does not know how to preside over* his own household, how will he care for the congregation of God?), 6 do at least 12 hours in Field Service, not a newly converted man,+ for fear that he might get puffed up with pride and fall into the judgment passed on the Devil. 7 Moreover, he should also have a fine testimony* from outsiders+ so that he does not fall into reproach* and a snare of the Devil.

    There, WT.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    The thing with being born in, as I am/was, is that most of your social structure and extended family is there.

    A decision to leave honestly will cost you your support structure.

    I have faded, not able to be honest with people about what I think, but I also have a mate who still attends and don't want to destroy her social network completely.

  • BU2B
    BU2B

    Boy where were these JW freaks when I was single?? Suavojr is right, they may get guilty conscience and turn you in.. Far safer to fool around with "worldly girls" if you dont want to get blown in down the road lol.

    The list is very true. There is nothing to do with spirituality, intelligence, kindness, giving spirit, or anything else on that list. Even the new elder are getting younger and younger and seem to be truly clueless when it comes to basic JW history and doctrine. They are GB programmed self righteous automatons with a plastered on cult smile.

  • goingthruthemotions
    goingthruthemotions

    Batman89 states how to be a MS quickly:

    1) Be a good servant and make sure your WT and pub are always underlined every meeting(great for appearances)

    2) Comment every meeting(a "sure way" to know someones "spiritually qualified")

    3) Average between 12-15 hours in Field Service(another "sure way")

    4) Handle all your assignments aka company functions(carrying mics,stage, WT, talks, etc)

    5) Be nice to the elders(kiss ass), let them know your always available for any extra company functions(this shows a "willing spirit")

    6) Keep double life secret

    becoming a MS was the worst mistake I ever made....talking with two faced people I did like right off the bat and still playing up the role. This BORG makes me sick to my stomach.

    I do agree, there is not spirituality nor holy spirt at the KH or with the GB.

    New light my A$$!

    Sorry to vent

  • goingthruthemotions
    goingthruthemotions

    Ment to say:

    "talking with two faced people I DIDN'T nor do i like right off the bat and still playing up the role."

  • kneehighmiah
    kneehighmiah

    Pioneer girls are far less likely to turn you in. They usually pioneer out of Guilt anyways. They rationalize that as long as they pioneer they are forgiven. So they make up for their bad deeds by doing more, serving temporarily in foreign countries Or on the RBC. Plus they don't want to lose the prestige of being looked up to a pioneer. And they wish to dodge everyone asking why they got deleted.

  • kneehighmiah
    kneehighmiah

    By the way. I'm seeing lots of young MS signooo up here. Welcome aboard. I'm in the same boat. Glad to see the next wave of potential elders wake up and leave.

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    "Bless you my son" You have done well!

    just saying!

    eyeuse2badub

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Such a true summary!

    TRUE "Biblical" spirituality has NOTHING to do with appointments in the org!

    It is all about appearances!

    I know of so many (including myself at times many years ago) that have carried on doing so called "bad" things, while still getting various 'appointments' of service in abundance!

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Holy Hell!!! I did the exact opposite! [ As far as the JW girls go..] That's what happens when you actually believe in Jeehoober and "reach out!"

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