New Arrangement for Donations: What should it be called?

by Da.Furious 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Da.Furious
    Da.Furious

    Following from a post by neverendingjourney

    We should come up with a new name for this arrangement. Feel free to post your ideas!

    I think these work well:

    Extortion

    Milking the cow

    Investment Funds

    Court Order Funds

    NB: tithing is not accepted anymore!

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    A Snare and a Racket

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    NB: tithing is not accepted anymore!

    I'm gonna' disagree.

    As Antioch posted on another thread:

    Language is a funny thing. My understanding is that strictly, it means a "tenth."

    But there is also allowance in common vernacular AND within the official dictionary definition for it to simply mean a small part. See: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tithe

    1.Sometimes, tithes. the tenth part of agricultural produce orpersonal income set apart as an offering to God or for works ofmercy, or the same amount regarded as an obligation or tax forthe support of the church, priesthood, or the like. 2. any tax, levy, or the like, especially of one-tenth.

    So one can practice "tithing" as a reference to a systematic portion given to "God" without it necessarily being exactly 1/10th of a given whole. To me, to "tithe" refers more to the arrangement of it all since the amount is all relative anyway.

    Also, Wikipedia's "tithe" section, under subsection "Christianity" says:

    Many Christians support their churches and pastors with monetary contributions of one sort or another. Frequently these monetary contributions are called tithes whether or not they actually represent ten percent of anything.

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    The Governing Body/FDS Retirement Fund

  • AlphaMan
    AlphaMan

    Just an expansion of the Watchtower Pedophile Defense Fund.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    "We Need A Bigger Swimming Pool At Warwick Fund".

  • zarco
    zarco

    Sheep-shearing Arrangement

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    The Anti-Masturbation Video Production Fund

    Beat it!

  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    AMERICAN PIE FUND

    "I drove my Chevvy to THE LEVY but THE LEVY was dry!

    Give it 6 months, and the G.B.'s levy will be dry!

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    A very big mistake; they already have postponed implementing it, and they sure can't go back to the old loan arrangement.

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