So now those resurrected on Earth can marry?

by zophar 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • zophar
    zophar

    8-15-14 WT Question From Readers

  • designs
    designs

    I guess mass frontal lobe lobotomies weren't a big selling point...

  • blondie
  • jam
    jam

    It still a little creepy marrying someone who have been dead

    for centuries...Those damn Zombie movies..

  • prologos
    prologos

    how about the "--children of the resurrection--"* that are mentioned, that do not marry?

    * just citing, not endorsing

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Jam, You are funny.

    The info above ^^^^^ is just another "apparently" "possibly" flip flop, flop flip opinion of some very opinionated men in New York. Period.

    Wait a few years. Nothing in JW.org land is written in stone.

    But I am curious why are they doing this latest speculation?

    Are they doing it to intice a carrot of longing for departed loved ones?

    Are they lining up more lonely widows and widowers to stay, mesmerizing them with this nu-lite message which cannot be proven, but the lonely souls keep going, ever faithful, finally with death near, they are easy pickings for the Elder's to swoop in and have them sign on their DEATH BED all of their saleable property and valuables over to JW.org???

    In my 62 years in, flip flop flop flip , nu -lite, old lite, nu -lite, wow! The GB or Legal dept. behind them have devious minds. Who next to mark as easy pickin's ?

    WT reasoning, Why not give those without hope, hope? Can't hurt and they will be ever so grateful to us with this new understanding (2014 style).

    Cha-ching, cha-ching... Oh, we do love the sound of mo -n-e-e!

    We have lot -s-s, but we want more,

    So let's tell'em they can be married to their dead loved ones, again.

    Cha- ching ...

    Writing Dept... Masterful.
    Legal Dept. ... Print it!

    GB... Giggling like little girls, thinking what power we have, thinking oh boy, more money, thinking oh what a great scam!

    Cha- ching ...

    LoisLane

  • jam
    jam

    Loislane: Exactly"intice a carrot of longing for departed loved

    ones". Live happily ever after in a mansion (left untouched after

    we have been burnt to a crisp). It's no fun living in a mansion

    by the sea if there is no one to share it with.. Smart thinking...

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    Soooooooon the Octo-popes (now the heavenly seven-ly) will discover some obscure scripture that will reveal 'nu-lite' and the heavenly crew will also be able to get married and have 'little flockers' up in heaven.

    just saying!

    eyeuse2badub

  • jam
    jam

    Don't you think it is very strange that the subjects we discuss here,

    how ridiculous the teaching of the borg, new light comes out. The average

    JW don't think beyond what they are taught, I didn't when I was a JW.

    We recently had a discussion about 450 foot tall men (the flood). We have had

    discussions about resurrected ones, blood, 40 years walking around in the

    desert and meeting the same people asking for the same directions to travel 300 miles.

    I think someone is looking at Apostate sites to get new light. LOL

    If they come out with new light concerning the gaints in Noah's day, I

    know they are getting their new light from us. That would be funny...

  • villagegirl
    villagegirl

    Jesus was asked point blank about a woman who had 5 husbands and

    they asked him whose wife she would be in the resuurection and Jesus said

    that the questioner did not know God or the scriptures and that those in the ressurection

    would be "neither male nor female, but as the angels in heaven" in other words sex no

    longer exists in the ressurection, and you are neither male nor famale, so deal with it.

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