Here's a funny story about a lousy day ....
I was 16, pioneering, and oh,,,,, I hated field service! I was shy, and hated rejection. So, this one beautiful day, I was going door-to-door with one of the kids of the family I boarded with (he was just 17, so we were both hating the ministry, if you can remember the feeing) .... it was in a very ritzy neighbourhood, so the path from the sidewalk to the house was L-O-N-G.
We are walking slowly up the path, doing the pioneer shuffle (hehe), and could see this big sign in the window of the front entrance. It was yellow, and said in large, bold black letters: BEWARE THE DOG!
Oh no! We were both afraid of dogs, but knew we couldn't turn back. The others from the car group would see us. So we slowed down even more ...
Scuffing our feet to make a bit of noise, clearing our throats ... looking around uneasily for signs of a large and fierce canine - all was quiet. Even as we approached the front steps, we could hear no barking from either the yard or inside the house.
We finally, nervously, ascended the steps to the front door, and saw that there was tiny lettering at the bottom of the sign that read:
... he may be little, but he knows Kung Fu!
It was a fold-out from Mad magazine - ah, remember how great that was?
Great relief and laughter ensued! :P
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