I try ... I really try to watch Football (Soccer) ... it's World Cup Time ... I really do try.
I just don't get it ... I really don't.
Yes, it's a world-wide sport. In most countries it is the number 1 or number 2 sport ... no doubt about it. It's maybe number 5 in the USA for professional sports.
From an American's perspective (I think I speak for many), we just wonder if these guys actually have testicles. Are they smooth like the Ken doll? When someone bumps into you and you fall down in excruciating pain, shouldn't you leave the game? Happens in other sports all the time. In baseball, football, basketball, hockey, tennis, golf or any other sport I can think of here, if you are in that much pain and agony, you will be assisted off the field, either carried off or on a streatcher. If you are really not hurt, you don't act like a genital-less guy. Come on.
If a soccer player did get hit and it really was a painful shot, act like a man, get up, look the other guy in the eye and smile. Then at the next opportune time, give it back to him twice as hard. He will learn not to screw with you.
Is soccer a game that rewards you for acting like a ... take your pick ... pussy, wuss, fairy?
Rub a Dub