Funny I thought cars had oil in their engines not blood.
In a devastating collision that car would drip blood from the engines crank case,
you can imagine what the tow truck operator would think.
by HappyDad 21 Replies latest jw friends
Funny I thought cars had oil in their engines not blood.
In a devastating collision that car would drip blood from the engines crank case,
you can imagine what the tow truck operator would think.
Wow, now that is really wacko!
You should have one- Vampires Wanted
They should maybe have a
"BABY ON BOARD" sticker too?
Maybe
"BABY ON BOARD.
Drive Carefully.
If you hit us we won't have blood!"
Sounds like some zealous-to-the-point-of-fanaticism JW designed window decals & is passing them out to those who are "spiritual" enough.
As noted above, it certainly isn't anything "official" from the WTS. They're maroons, but not to that extent.
@ Finkelstein: Funny I thought cars had oil in their engines not blood
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JW cars can only accept fractions of 10w/30.
Good one ADCS
We should have a Sticker that says "Donate Blood, so the Jehovah's Witnesses may obtain the fractions they need "
You could then stick one on their car LOL !
First of all your car will run like crap on fractions of 10w/30 and second if I do get into accident I will give up my blood........ at a fraction (one at a time though)
It is like those superstitious and religious nuts who have pictures of their saints or gods in their cars, you know for good luck and protection!
Maybe they think that Jehovah will see their extra righteousness and protect them more!
Or maybe they just know they are bad drivers, perhaps too busy using their phones to look up the latest jw.org upload while driving, and anticipate an accident?
Hahahaha