When I was a young man I had no idea that women did that...
My quest for knowledge "Can birds Fart"?
by jam 27 Replies latest watchtower bible
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snowbird
LOL.
So, you don't have any sisters?
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jam
snowbird; a big age difference, they are older. I never recall
when my two sisters passing gas in my presence and I slept
in between them. The only thing I remember, one sister love
to eat sardines at night and maybe that killed the smell. LOL
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RichardHaley
I used to raise Ostriches and though I never heard one... they sure smell like they did. In all seriousness a birds gut is different than mammals, the bacteria in our intestines that produce gas are not in birds digestive systems with exception of some domesticated species like turkeys.
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sarahsmile
No wonder at Thanksgiving it smelled a little foul! Turkey farts!
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AndDontCallMeShirley
women don't sweat, they "glisten".
women don't fart, they "decompress".
When they decompress, it's like being in the same room as a ninja; you don't know what's happening until it's too late.
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jam
AndDontcallMeShirley:I'm on the floor, my guts hurt...
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AndDontCallMeShirley
I'm on the floor, my guts hurt...
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Ironically, jam, those were my exact words the last time I had the misfortune of experiencing a female decompressional event.
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jam
I sorry ladies, I don't know how we got from birds passing
gas too women having a blow out.
I'm surprised the borg never addressed this subject,
what things to eat before meeting time, can it be a disfellowship
offense. Hell they cover every other aspect of your life.
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snowbird
Maybe SD-7 can cover this subject in one of his famous Beast Tower articles.