With reference to these androids, rumour has it that the Highest Classes within God's Visible Whoreganization are in the process of obtaining androids from a Japanese corporation.
I speculate that, given the tendencies of the Spiritual-Rapist Class, these robots could well be in the shape of prepubescent females, complete with all required apertures, so the fine leaders of the Watchtower Society can indulge in their fine-uplifting nocturnal pleasures (Nathan Knorr would have approved) without any fear of intervention from the forces of Christendom.
Truly, it is a blessing to live in these enlightened times, with God's progressive revelations becoming clearer by the day.
The generation of androids will truly never pass away.
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Focus
("Prosecute the GB" Class)