by GrreatTeacher 18 Replies latest jw friends
My S.I. Law is proud that in nearly forty years of marriage, she has never farted in front of her husband.
That must be either because she runs round behind him and drops one, or she lets him fart first.
The funniest K.Hall fart I heard was when a few of us young Bros were waiting to use one of the urinals, and a Bro in his 60's was happily peeing when he let a real Rip-Roarer go, and he blithely said " 'scuse me" with no apparent embarassment, good for him.
If there are 3 urinals never use teh middle one first - that would force anybody arriving after you to stand beside you.
NEVER start a conversation while peeing.
I refuse to use urinals. It's undignified and demeaning. "Oh, ladies, here's a nice private stall to sit in. Men, just pee in that sink mounted on the wall."
If there are 3 urinals never use teh middle one first - that would force anybody arriving after you to stand beside you.
I went to a baseball game once with a guy who insisted on taking the urinal right next to mine when there was a line of about twenty empty urinals to choose from. Granted, we were both fairly intoxicated, but somehow that made it worse.
admit it, keyser...you liked it
admit it, keyser...you liked it
As I said, there was a fair amount of alcohol involved. Let's just leave it at that.
"Most straight men will venture a VERY quick and furtive glance at the other guy's 'equipment' if truth be told. Of course in gay bars, that rule is somewhat relaxed....(I know from personal experience)."
hmm the gay bars I ve been in tend to be the opposite. It's like nobody dare look at anybody because that's what everybody expects people to do in a gay bar toilet. The only exception to this rule is if a guy is blatantly pleasuring himself. Then of course he wants everyone to look at his equipment.
Apparently these gentlemen are unaware of the rules.
grreatteacher - hi! Very funny thread
