My Satantic Smurf Scratch n' Sniff Stickers Story (True!)

by Phaedra 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Ha! The smurfs again! Seems like these stories were well recycled everywhere!

    A smurfs thread from several years ago had the story that a child had brought a smurf doll to the meeting and in the middle of the public talk the smurf doll jumped up and ran down the aisle to the door. One of my favorite posters, Ian, who I am sorry to say has since died, made the best comment. He stated, "Well at least the smurf had the good sense to leave!"

    I remember when I first started to study with the JWs in 1973 as a twenty-one year old. I had read ahead in the "Truth" book about wicked spirits and how you should get rid of anything connected with "false worship." I hadn't been married very long, and my husband had given me a little cross with a diamond in the center. I decided that I wouldn't wear it, but would keep it in a drawer. When I told the young woman that was studying with me, she made it clear that Satan or his demons could attach themselves to something we knowingly kept. I had just finished reading The Exhorcist (remember I just started studying) and when I went home, I grabbed the cross, imagining it burning my hand or that demons would be chasing me as I literally ran down the stairs from my apartment to the trash cans, threw the cross in, and stood there gasping in fright! I am sure it looked strange to anyone watching.

  • problemaddict
    problemaddict

    I love the smurf story. I never really believed these things. I had my mom watch a smurf episode so i could show her it was just aharless cartoon. well.....it was heavy on the Gargamel that day i guess so she considered it "obviously" demonized.....just like Scooby Doo.

    But Scooby Doo was always a guy in a ghost suit at the end......ALWAYS.

    Nope, didn't matter. It was that they were entertaining it.

    My favorite one though ws the one that said there was blood in Nestle Quick. This one made its rounds in the black JW community like gangbusters.

  • problemaddict
    problemaddict

    Bob, I heard those as well....but not the fantasia one.

  • BobFlanagan007
    BobFlanagan007

    @problemaddict - Blood in Nesquick, I remember that one. In a similar vain I also remember it going round the young folks in our congregation that (WARNING: this is gross) cottage cheese contained bull semen. Scooby Door demonic? Wow, that's tragic.

  • BobFlanagan007
    BobFlanagan007

    Re Fantasia. The Beethoven sequence featured pagan gods, mythical creatures and kinda sorta nudity. The Stravinsky section is about evolution and features heavy rhythmic music. For the section based on Dukas' Sorcerer's Apprentice Mickey uses witchcraft which goes out of control. As for the closing (and by far the best) piece, Mussorgsky's Night on Bare Mountain, ghosts, gravestones, witches on broomsticks, skeletons and lightning flashes all presided over by Satan himself. Truly, in the eyes of the sisters who had a get together to watch this movie when it was rereleased on VHS in the mid-90's this diabolical Disney equivalent of Cannibal Holocaust was thoughly demonic and not fit for fine upstanding followers of Jehovah and spent many weeks informing anyone who would listen of this fact. Which made the movie all the more disappointing when I finally saw it a few years ago.

  • Still Totally ADD
    Still Totally ADD

    All the years I was in the cult they loved those demon stories. I would have nightmares as a child about demons coming to hurt me. This is some of the best mind control there is. Still Totally ADD

  • Phaedra
    Phaedra

    I'm enjoying the responses here! Especially from those of you who were parents at the time.

    And blech on my misspelling of Satanic in the title. Where's that speelcheck when you need it?! LOL

    Phae

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