Zombies are not expected to attend meetings.
whats the difference between Jw's and Zombies?
by Crazyguy 22 Replies latest jw friends
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LordOfTruthAndJustice
Zombies have freedom of thought.
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LordOfTruthAndJustice
Even zombies are confused by the "overlapping generation" doctrine. 🧟♂️ 😳 🧟♀️
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LordOfTruthAndJustice
Zombies do not condemn the governmental authorities as being Satanic, yet rely on those very same authorities to protect them, their religious "rights", their corrupt organization, and its twisted policies.
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LordOfTruthAndJustice
Zombies don't molest children.
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punkofnice
whats the difference between Jw's and Zombies?
The spelling.
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LordOfTruthAndJustice
Zombies don't believe in an imaginary sky god manufactured by an Iron-age tribe of Chaldean goat herders.
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markweatherill
I'm sure Michael Jackson wondered about this question when he was making the video for 'Thriller'. -
Vidiot
It’s funny… in some zombie-themed movies, the dead are shown still staggering about, mindlessly repeating the habits they had when they were still alive.
So…
…why have we never seen walking dead JWs shambling door to door with tattered Watchtower magazines in the various zombie-themed comedies out there?
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punkofnice
I can't watch Zombie films/shows anymore. They are all so darned boring now.
Just like the JWs.