If I was God how would I have created man so he wouldn't sin.
Diarrhea!!
I may lose some of you here, but stick with me.
OK, God gave us a conscious but sometimes our conscious can
be sabotaged. Example, married guy out having a drink with
his buddies, a young lady sat next to him with her dress up
to her waist, she begain to flirt with the guy. Conscious out
the door after a few drinks.
What if God created us along with our conscious an internal alarm
that worked with our conscious, instant diarrhea.
Ok I lost some of you here..LOL
There are some weird stories in the Bible, if I told someone who have
never read the Bible I just step out of the belly of a whale for three
days, the reason for my body odor. I withness a fight and the one
gut cut the ear off of the other fellow and a stranger appeared and re-
attached his ear. No blood no surgical instruments, wham, bam thank
you ma'am. Try telling this to someone with a serious face , I had a
verbal conversation with my jack ass this morning.
Let's go back to the guy in the bar, if he instantly develop diarrhea along
with his conscious, a quick exit home to his loving wife.
If Adam had instant diarrhea, no eating of the forbidding fruit.
Diarrhea may not kill you but it will shut you down, preventing you from
sinning.
A guy attempting to rape, he develop instant diarrhea. In no time he will
be running away holding his stomach and rear.
Imagine a GB member developing diarrhea in both places, we know
they have diarrhea of the mouth but from the rear , each time
they feed the RF.
Yes if I was God. diarrhea woudl be my answer to prevent sin..