INSTAGRAM "greatest month of witnessing" etc...

by stuckinarut2 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    GREATEST MONTH OF WITNESSING EVER

    = more unproductive hours spent preaching than last year...and fewer baptisms than last year.

    In WT Land, circling the drain is considered a triumph.

  • sir82
    sir82

    In WT Land, circling the drain is considered a triumph.

    Jehovah's chariot is on the move!

    In ever-decreasing spirals, but still.....

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Magnum: I swear there are publishers in my local congregation who can't put the following Bible characters in chronological order: Daniel, Abraham, Paul, Noah

    Obviously Abraham comes first. It starts with an "A".

  • bigmac
    bigmac

    join jw.org today

    donate money

    receive everlasting life be return.

    yep--bargain of a lifetime. cant fail.

  • kneehighmiah
    kneehighmiah

    Magnum. That's excellent.

    I guess I live in an apathetic area. No one is buzzing about the campaign. Check that. I live in an area where people have more important things to worry about. I go to a poorer black congregation where single moms have to worry about feeding their kids and keeping them out of trouble. They have to work extra just to pay for a hotel and travel expenses at an international convention. Oh and we just had a pointless invitation campaign last week to invite people to said convention that was in another state. People need a break. Nobody has shoved a pioneer application in my face as an MS. I wouldn't be surprised if most elders don't pioneer this month. Everyone is freaking worn out.

    I don't know how you can take it stuckinarut. But here if the elders got in someone's face talking that nonsense, they might actually get slapped.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    And don't forget: "You're about to see the greatest changes in JW History."

    Some that will be "shocking"!

    At least that's what we've been promised.

    [YAWN!]

    Doc

  • Calebs Airplane
    Calebs Airplane

    Is this another "Dirty Thirty" thing intended to make the slackers feel special?

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    I guess Jesus said that even the "rocks would cry out to give a witness"

    Well, Now there are millions of brain dead "rocks in their heads" witnesses doing just that...

    Via instagram and facebook etc...

    Oh man, its so pathetic.

    Oh and Kneehighmiah: Yes, youre right...but the intensity in our cong is just freakin wierd!. If any appointed man doesnt pioneer, he is judged so badly and gossiped about.The implication here is that if you dont pioneer during this month, then it must be because you are hiding a secret sin......its out of control.

  • bohm
    bohm

    perhaps the announcement is they will join twitter?

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    kneehighmiah: They have to work extra just to pay for a hotel and travel expenses at an international convention

    I thought a faithful JW would just quit their job (or get fired) to attend the ASSembly, wouldn't they?

    And, working so hard to feed their children...don't these JWs have any faith in Jehovahâ„¢, the god of "What Have You Done For Me Today?"

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