how to survive a three day assembly? (page 5)

jgnat

Fade, how about switching to a silent prayer? Say it feels more reverent.

Mum

wifibandit: Love that "Bingo" card. Did you create it yourself? Genius!

wifibandit

No Mum, it was made by TheFlyingBastard over at the exjw sub-reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1k33yz/ready_to_print_bingo_card_for_your_convention/

disposable hero of hypocrisy

Man.. Wish I could play that bingo outside my head!!

stuckinarut2

That bingo card is AWESOME!!!!!

I reckon there should be a thread started with variations of that!

Priceless....

I found to sit with people who don't know you. Soon as the song and prayer are over then walk out. Take a nore when the session ends and return for lunch. That way you can have a catch up with people you like. Looking back I never know how I managed to sit through it as a kid.

skeeter1

Add "Surely" and "Higher education" to those cards!

NoMoreHustle

The last couple I have been to I made the mistake of showing how I felt on my face with "Uh did they actually say that" or "WTF no way" or even the "I have to get out of here now" look

Spouse kind of freaked out on me for this. So when I HAVE to go I just have blank stare on my face the whole time.

sd-7

From my own experience, last year when I went I just brought my iPod. I put on big blue Skullcandy headphones and the convention program became the irritating background to a seemingly endless collection of music. I brought my spiral notebook to write down whatever I was thinking, and that was that. If you need to keep up appearances, the smaller the iPod and earphones, the better, so as not to make it appear that you're listening to music and not the program itself.

Or you could just not go. Combine 3 parts Pepsi with 1 part milk, plus chunks of bread or something, and you have some fake vomit you can pour into the toilet as proof that you're sick. Might want to add something with a bad smell to create a convincing vomit odor, and you're all set!

--sd-7

Balaamsass2

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how to survive a three day assembly?