Has the NWT changed ASS to donkey everywhere?

by hamsterbait 11 years ago 10 Replies latest 11 years ago watchtower bible

hamsterbait 11 years ago

As in "You must not covet your neighbor' s bottom?"

are there any other "interesting, if not funny changes"?

HB

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AndDontCallMeShirley 11 years ago

WT has reverted to Latin:

"You must not covet your neighbor's gluteus maximus".

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Phizzy 11 years ago

What about your neighbours wife's arse ?

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blondie 11 years ago

Next step: change "elder" and "overseer" to ASS everywhere in the NWT

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Balaamsass2 11 years ago

They got rid of Balaams Ass. Balaams Donkey just doesn't have the same ring to it. My wife would never just call me a Donkey.

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prologos 11 years ago

how about donkey hole? or total, whole donkey?, complete ass?

what really si the difference between the two? and a mule? half ass?

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EndofMysteries 11 years ago

Then the LORD gave the ass the ability to speak. "What have I done to you that deserves your beating me three times?" it asked Balaam.

I guess Balaam's ass was sore from the spankings. He must of been one of those BDSM types. Imagine his face though when his own ass starts speaking to him.

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OnTheWayOut 11 years ago

Is it now CIRCUIT DONKEY-SEMBLIES ? ...or do they drop the 's'?

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bioflex 11 years ago

Lets see how many words we can get from the NWT by replacing "ass" with "donkey"

DONKEYEMBLEY GROUNDS.

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Apognophos 11 years ago

I always look forward to pdonkeying the emblems at the Memorial.

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