What is the best advise you have ever been given?

by new hope and happiness 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    The best advice I ever got was always given by worldly people, and sadly, ignored for most of my life because it was at odds with my JW brainwashing: go to university, focus on your career first, go out with that nice girl, buy a house.

  • Luo bou to
    Luo bou to

    First night in rehab after my stroke about 8pm I shit myself felt absolutely lousy did not want to live like this So I rang my mate Norm and he saidBob your providing work for people helping the economy So here I am laying in bed laughing thinking that a man so useless that he can't controll his bowels has a purpose in life The advise Always look at the bright side of life Sans life of Brien

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  • exwhyzee
    exwhyzee

    Unless you have concrete evidence to the contrary, always assume things are going your way.

    For instance if you walk into a room and you see two women suddenly start whispering and looking disapproving, unless you have proof, just assume they are saying to eachother.

    " I heard he's already married"...

    "Oh...darn...too bad, the good ones are always already taken".

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUrktHhuzzY

    sorry can't make that live. ....walk and don't look back. Best advice EVER!

  • Simon
    Simon

    Never eat yellow snow.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Never--

    no never--

    refuse a breath mint.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Trousers on first and then shoes.

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    For over 60's males : With thanks to Billy Connolly:

    1) Never pass on the opportunity to have a Pee.

    2) Never trust a Fart

    3) If you ever do get an Erection, make good use of it.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    how to spell "advice"

  • prologos
    prologos

    having a good match, ready to start a flaming: close cover before striking. (froma song in the 50s.)

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