And now I could theoretically be hounded to regular pious-sneer, and then "approved" without even filling out a damn form because the hounders got behind by back and filled one out in my behalf, and now I am required to get the pious-sneer time? Even though I last stepped in one of those dumps in June 2005? Even though I have prominent Christmas displays throughout my apartment? Even though I have rap and heavy metal music peppered liberally through my music collection? Even though I got a Ouija board and various articles on how to correctly do spiritism printed on paper?
And worse, with the planet Saturn headed for Sagittarius, they are going to be willing to use your dedication as a legally binding contract, sue and threaten to sue you back in, and then sue and threaten to sue you into pious-sneering and getting your time in. Things are going to get messy, and all it takes is one bad judge to uphold your dedication as a legally binding contract to fling the floodgates wide open. If you are backhandedly approved to regular pious-sneer, it will also be impossible to just go out in field circus while the moon is void of course. (At least, if you only go while the moon is void of course, you are not likely to get the results they want you to get.)