Hey HS, here's one for you!
Carey Barber walked into the infirmary one day and confessed to Dr Winslow an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time Dr Winslow, but they are soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I have been here, I have farted no less than 20 times. What can I do?
"Here's a prescription Brother Barber. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back in one week.
A week later a very upset Carey Barber barged into Dr Winslow's office: "Brother Winslow, I dont know what those pills were but my problem is much worse! Im farting just as much and they are still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What have you got to say for yourself?"
"Calm down Brother Barber", said Dr Winslow soothingly. Now that we've fixed your sinuses we will work on your hearing.
Have a good weekend my friend,
Dino