I need some help (page 2)

OUTLAW

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Helpful Hints From OUTLAW..

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1)..Purchase the new Silver WBT$ Bible..

It`s nick named the Silver Sword..(No I`m not kidding..)

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2)..Be sure to Praise the new JW.ORG web site..

The internet used to be an Evil Tool of Satan..

Until Jehovah beat Satan senseless with a Keyboard and stuffed a Mouse up his Ass..

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3)..Wear a JW.ORG pin,Braclet,or some some other form of WBT$ JW.ORG Idolitry..

It`s all the fashion now..Some call it "JW Bling"..

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4)..Purchase a WBT$ Literature Cart for Field Service..

That way you don`t have to go door to door..

You just stand in a busy area beside your WBT$ Literature Cart and Count Time..

A speed bump could do it,it`s so easy..

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I think your good to go now..

Let us know how it all turns out..

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under the radar

My personal nickname for the new silver Bible is "66 Shades of Gray." I think that's apropos for several reasons. Most jW's won't get the reference. Those that do probably won't admit it.

Oubliette

JWs now believe in The Rapture, they just don't call it that.

JW's now believe in The Rapture

Also, you must OBEY the GB no matter what they say, even if it makes no sense at all.

At that time, the life-saving direction that we receive from Jehovah’s organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint. All of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not. - WT Study Edition, November 15, 2014, p. 20, paragraph 17

The "simplified" edition words it somewhat more strongly:

"But all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether we agree with them or not ... ."

RedRightHand

I actually was aware of the Silver Sword and have already acquired one. What a flimsy piece of shit. Anyway, thanks for your suggestions. Keep em coming please :)

berrygerry

Purchase a WBT$ Literature Cart for Field Service..

That way you don`t have to go door to door..

You just stand in a busy area beside your WBT$ Literature Cart and Count Time..

I wonder if you could do homework at the cart and count your time.

Hairtrigger

The internet used to be an Evil Tool of Satan..

Until Jehovah beat Satan senseless with a Keyboard and stuffed a Mouse up his Ass..

Priceless piece of humor OUTLAW. I just burst a gasket laughing!!!

abbasgreta

Outlaw and Hairtrigger: Just sooo hilarious! Thanks for the belly-laugh.

RRH, good luck with your venture, but I am intrigued as to why subterfuge is necessary, or is it simply to have more fun, having the upper hand, by being in possession of info that they think you do not have ?

What is the reason for your trip in to LaLa, sorry , JW Land ?

bigmac

I actually was aware of the Silver Sword and have already acquired one. What a flimsy piece of shit. Anyway, thanks for your suggestions. Keep em coming please :)

erm---i--err--dont think youre quite ready for baptism---just yet.

I need some help