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by new hope and happiness 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    " Dinosaurs"

    I mean why didn't the bible cover it?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Answer: Because it's the superstitious fictitious nonsense of bronze age farmers and rapists. They didn't know about Dinosaurs when they wrote the hateful and barbaric rubbish that was later bunged in the Bible and called 'god's word'. Dinosaurs are fact where as the Bible is fiction.

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    Good point Punk, but maybe God is just fuc#ing with our heads? Anyway:-

    Me: " Do you believe in dinosaurs?"

    Christian. " What are you an idiot?

    Me. " Well there are fossils everywhere"

    Christian. " God put them there to test your faith"

    My mean on a seriouse note why did the bible not cover dinosaurs? Ok maybe same may say it did in Genesis? But come on how old is the world according to Genesis?

  • jam
    jam

    The bible talks about a talking snake but fail to mention dinosaurs......

    We have fossils of dinosaurs but never a snake or donkey that could

    speak. Give us something God, make a ass or donkey speak.

    It would have been more believable if the bible said, a parrot spoke

    to Eve. Why the Bible didn't cover dinosaurs, there were no scientist

    back then only farmers. They was still trying to figure out, where the

    sun go each evening.

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    But modern day people still believe in Dinosaurs, that they can still be found in Scotland. They live in a lake the leader is named the " Loch Ness Monster". And thousands of tourists visit this place and believe in this crap.

  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    No, I won't tolerate that!! Nessie is alive and kicking and commutes between Loch Ness and Loch Morar near the west coast via an adjoining prehistoric fracture in the terrain!!!

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    It seems vey plausible SEARCHER..

    I mean the " Bible" is the exact word of God. Right? So isn't it pretty presumptuous to say " huh? i think God meant to say..."

    So an updated bible may read " And Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a big brontosaurus, but Jesus was unafraid...."

    Back to my origional O.P.

    Dinosaurs....any seriouse answers?

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry

    Heard it directly from the platform by an experienced elder.

    "It is obvious that God destroyed them by means of the flood."

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    No problem with that berrygerry ( which is a great name) but how does this exsperienced elder explain that these dinasour fosiles are ....Oh forget it if these people actually believe this stuff, who am i to argue?

  • galaxie
    galaxie

    Ahm soor a shaw the moch less nonster las nicht.. hic!

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