" Dinosaurs"
I mean why didn't the bible cover it?
by new hope and happiness 49 Replies latest jw friends
" Dinosaurs"
I mean why didn't the bible cover it?
Answer: Because it's the superstitious fictitious nonsense of bronze age farmers and rapists. They didn't know about Dinosaurs when they wrote the hateful and barbaric rubbish that was later bunged in the Bible and called 'god's word'. Dinosaurs are fact where as the Bible is fiction.
Good point Punk, but maybe God is just fuc#ing with our heads? Anyway:-
Me: " Do you believe in dinosaurs?"
Christian. " What are you an idiot?
Me. " Well there are fossils everywhere"
Christian. " God put them there to test your faith"
My mean on a seriouse note why did the bible not cover dinosaurs? Ok maybe same may say it did in Genesis? But come on how old is the world according to Genesis?
The bible talks about a talking snake but fail to mention dinosaurs......
We have fossils of dinosaurs but never a snake or donkey that could
speak. Give us something God, make a ass or donkey speak.
It would have been more believable if the bible said, a parrot spoke
to Eve. Why the Bible didn't cover dinosaurs, there were no scientist
back then only farmers. They was still trying to figure out, where the
sun go each evening.
But modern day people still believe in Dinosaurs, that they can still be found in Scotland. They live in a lake the leader is named the " Loch Ness Monster". And thousands of tourists visit this place and believe in this crap.
No, I won't tolerate that!! Nessie is alive and kicking and commutes between Loch Ness and Loch Morar near the west coast via an adjoining prehistoric fracture in the terrain!!!
It seems vey plausible SEARCHER..
I mean the " Bible" is the exact word of God. Right? So isn't it pretty presumptuous to say " huh? i think God meant to say..."
So an updated bible may read " And Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a big brontosaurus, but Jesus was unafraid...."
Back to my origional O.P.
Dinosaurs....any seriouse answers?
Heard it directly from the platform by an experienced elder.
"It is obvious that God destroyed them by means of the flood."
No problem with that berrygerry ( which is a great name) but how does this exsperienced elder explain that these dinasour fosiles are ....Oh forget it if these people actually believe this stuff, who am i to argue?
Ahm soor a shaw the moch less nonster las nicht.. hic!