by berrygerry 12 Replies latest social humour
I'm being deadly serious - many, many years ago, an English (UK) visiting speaker, giving a talk on science and the Bible, made the statement:
"As we speak, there is a probe that is nearing Uranus."
Myself and one other brother were just dying trying to control an explosion of laughter.
I so desperately wanted to yell out: "And they're searching for Klingons."
Reminds me of the tine in the Group Study when the reader said, instead of annals, the "anals of history".
A number of us sniggered quite loud.
Such unclean language is an abumination unto the Lord.
are souls immortal ?
or the bro who said of Alexander the great that they fought in a parallax. (Phalanx)
Or the brother that said that when he was a sailor if he were approached by a gay he would have thumped him. Well, that's what he meant. What he actually said was: "I'd have given him a good fisting!"
Why was it only me laughing?
The brother who took the Ministry School, in my ex KH, was talking about punctuation and asked us if we knew what a colon was.
Much hilarity followed.
Punk, you are such a naughty boy!!!
Many years ago a elder was giving a talk on nature. After bringing points about animals, birds and insects he started talking about fish and how they feed on tiny organism to keep alive. But instead of saying organism he said orgasm. Just not once but serveral times. One statement was all those orgasm our out in the water to feed the fish. We just about died trying not to laugh outloud. So next time you go out on a lake or ocean watch out for all those orgasm. LOL Still Totally ADD
