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by PopeOfEruke 24 Replies latest jw friends

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  waiting

  awwwwwwwe, I'm gonna regret this - Farkel never understands my sense of humor (neither does my husband, btw).

  Farkel yes, and also Beck from Melbourne! I wouldn't trust either of them with a bar of soap in my shower... The Pope

  Farkel..he's a pain sometimes, but interesting non-the-less...just watch out for his nasty bite. - violet

  If I were a man in the shower with a loose bar of soap, I wouldn't trust Farkel's bite either.

  Now you may want to reconsider Beck, if you're a man. Of course, if you're gay - please disregard or enjoy this post.

  waiting
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  Beck_Melbourne

  Hello crawdad2

  Beck_Melbourne here...just got home from country witnessing...am thinking about having lunch with a few elders wives before doing some telephone witnessing...we have an older sister who can't walk up the hills so telephone witnessing seems to be the most loving arrangement Jehovah has provided for her, and we fully embrace the opportunity - such a blessing.

  But anyway...just thought I'd drop by and introduce myself to you. Lovely to meet you. Farkel is my husband...we have been married for many years...he is an elder in our local congregation and he is currently in the study preparing for tonights Theocratic Ministry School...I think I should go give him a cup of tea and a scone to refresh his soul...he works hard for our loving creator. Farkel and I hope to move into Roger Smith's house three doors down after armaggedon...he is a terrible hethen and he doesn't deserve the two story house complete with swimming pool, gardner and house maid. We have no children together...we have a kitty named Miriam...and a cockatoo named Moses. Farkel works as a window washer in the city and I am a full time regular pioneer.

  Please keep your eye out for us on the board crawdad2, as we hope to lure you into our way of thinking...hopefully engage you in a bible study via email...what do you think? Farkel will oversee the study...but I like to participate...its the closest we get to a threesome I was kidding about the threesome...that would be immoral. Please do not shy away because of my loose talk...I do that sometimes, but only in fun.

  Bye for now, as I must go find a nice frock to change into for this afternoon's telephone witnessing activities...I will pray for you.

  Beck

  <<<<< three times for emphasis
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  VioletAnai

  Violet's giggling wickedly.....

  Beck, when am I getting a spiritual, sheparding visit huh?
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  Beck_Melbourne

  Pope

  The last time I showered with you, you told me it was 'liquid' soap!!

  Beck
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  Beck_Melbourne

  Vi

  You know Brother Farkel is always busy this time of year...he has you down on his list to receive a shepherding call sometime in June...I guess I shouldn't be telling you this but being an elders wife comes with a few privileges *giggle* According to his schedule, he also has a meeting scheduled with brother John Paul - woops...I shouldn't be telling you this, but it looks like its to be a judicial!!

  Vi Hun, you are right...Farkel does bite...but I like it...he has this cute way of nibbling and he doesn't usually use his teeth so it doesn't hurt at all...although we have toyed with the 'pain' idea...doesn't really appeal to me much. I'm sure he would be tempted to explore this avenue...except I draw the line with being suspended from the ceiling while he wears that hideous head piece!! Goodness gracious me...look at the time...I must hurry...the army of large sisters, woops I mean the large army of sisters will be here soon....bye.

  Beck
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  crawdad2

  hi beck!!!.........i am soooo pleeeezzed to meet you!!!!!
  should i bow down a little?,,,,,,,,ya, i think i'll bow down.......and just watch you for a while.......cause you and farkel are such beautiful people.
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  Beck_Melbourne

  Hi again crawdad2

  Please don't bow down...I am not worthy of such honour...also I don't wish you to see up my skirt.

  and just watch you for a while.......cause you and farkel are such beautiful people.

  You wanna watch??? Sure okay...voyeurism extraordinaire...here we come.

  Beck
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  plmkrzy

  LMAO@BECK! I had no idea you were so darn funny. But anyway...I could have sworn you and brother farkel had one adopted son. He should be all grown up now though I suppose. But Is he still in the "Truth?"Didn't he use to sell Amway?

  
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  crawdad2

  hi beck.......i feel i'm getting to know you now...
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  PopeOfEruke

  Methinks Beck has been sniffing those VB cans again.

  Popee

  PS and Beck you PROMISED never to tell about the shower!!!