"oh my myrtle, the roof is going to fall in!!!!"
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by silentlambs 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
drop a 20 foot cross through the roof of the KH
Those wacky christians. If they can't bring jw's to the cross, some of them bring the cross to the king hall.
SS
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Yadira Angelini
Off topic, I know! I haven't post for few days and I'm curious about Farkel's new red tong, who does like this one better than the other one?
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TR
Funnier than hell, although I would hope a stunt like that wouldn't go awry.
While we're dumping on 'hovahs, why not crop dust 'em with TR's patented "'hovah-be-gone!" brand 'hovah repellent. It keeps them pesky 'hovahs at bay, while giving them a dose of "truth syrum"(patent pending).
Directions: Use "'hovah-be-gone" brand 'hovah repellent liberally at the first hint of even the presence of a 'hovah, dousing them with a steady stream of a high pressure blast from the can. It will knock them back where they will go wimpering into a corner, then finally realize that they don't have the truth. Research follows, and so then starts a normal life.
Doseage: Three good blasts for new 'hovah "studies",
half a blast for college educated 'hovahs(excludes lawyers)
1 blast for every 5 braindead WTS beliefs that the 'hovah won't research to find the real answers.Any questions?
TR
UADNA-WA
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gumby
The WT will JUMP on this one. What a dumb ass move!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Totally Dumb ass move. I wouldn't get excited about THIS one!
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Beck_Melbourne
I do likes the red tong Yadira
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Kismet
After speaking with Bill about this matter I have been authorized to post as follows:
SilentLambs cannot condone or encourage any illegal activities to be done regardless of the motivation behind them.
SilentLambs was not privy to the actions of these individuals prior to their flight. Had they contacted the SilentLambs organization prior to the flight, it would have been discouraged.
The only knowledge SilentLambs or Bill Bowen has personally of this incident is from an anonymous phone call made after the alleged flight took place.
The posting of this incident by silentlambs is by no means an endorsement or encourageemnt of similar acts.
Kismet
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TR
....not necessarily the opinions of this forum owner or station management....(say it real fast for maximum effect.)
TR
UADNA-WA
Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division -
Beck_Melbourne
Thanks Kismet
The posting of this incident by silentlambs is by no means an endorsement or encourageemnt of similar acts.
Understood. I also don't think the seriousness of the illegal act was overlooked by Bill, he never once said he consented. I also think that those guys that chose to take those risks may be stupid dumbasses to some...but they are heros to others. I for one have nothing constructive to say about their actions, so I choose not to criticise them for it, but then I'm not a silent lamb victim. As for the victims, may their voice be heard!!Beck
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Scorpion
drop a 20 foot cross through the roof of the KH
Those wacky christians. If they can't bring jw's to the cross, some of them bring the cross to the king hall.
The guy who was going to drop the cross through the roof of the KH is not a Christian. He does not even believe in God. He thought that something the JWs hold in contempt sticking through the roof of their KH would be the start of a just payback for what happened to his family.