The Kids Corner at Bethel! (page 3)

RayPublisher

Disgusting propaganda romper room for the kiddies... Where's the pet panda??

Calebs Airplane

Wait...

Didn't the Borg prohibit hand-holding during Field Circus to prevent single sisters from stumbling?

stuckinarut2

You should see the Australian bethel as well!

It is full of these sort of gimmicky "exhibits" where kids can stand alongside Caleb, Sofia, Jesus etc and have photos taken with them!

I wish I could share the pics that I have seen over the last few months...it would blow your minds!

JustVisting

I agree with you Magnum, but I think that Caleb's mom is sexy in a weird way, LogCon.

I can see it now, like the opening of Disneyland in the '50s. One of the Heavies is being interviewed by Brother PR as the camera pans over a 3D topographic image of "God's Kingdom-100 years of fun and frolic!"

PR: So tell us a little about the park.

Heavy: Well, you see that the park is built around a central theme, the throne at the center of the park. The various areas snail around it, cascading outward toward the ample parking that will be available for visitors.

PR: You can never have enough parking!

Heavy: That's right PR. There will be plenty of parking and at $15 a car it will help defray the costs of this marvelous park. There will be bus access and areas for larger vehicles as well....Oh, by the way, no overnight parking will be allowed. But, not to worry, we are in the planning stages for an RV park just down the road.

PR: That organizational chariot just keeps moving forward!

Heavy: you got that right!

(muted chuckles)

PR: Well, tell us a little about the different themes located within the park.

Heavy: Sure. First, right behind the Kingdom Throne ride at the center of the park, which, by the way is a single rider fast paced attraction where the publisher is strapped in the car and it quickly moves through a maze of tracks, similar to a roller coaster. It is very exciting.

PR: It looks exciting.

Heavy: Oh, it is. Right now unfortunately, there is a long wait as there have been technical difficulties with the plans and engineering issues, but hey, it should be up and moving by the time the end comes.

(wheezy chuckle)

PR: Sounds a lot like the actual kingdom.

Heavy: That's right...but it'll be well worth the wait. We are hoping that the computer images and video depictions of the ride will really fuel publisher's desire to ride the ride, regardless of how long the wait is. (muted agreement)

PR: So, what's the Door-to-Door ride all about? (camera pans over the north edge of the Throne Ride and zeros in on the attraction)

Heavy: Well, it's not really a ride, its more of a hands on attraction where the publisher puts on a vest aand helmet and progresses through a "territory" of porches and stoops, dodging laser fire from irate householders. The publisher will have a laser gun of their own and will return fire. It is a high scoring attraction where publishers can compare their scores at the end of the ride, adding to the competitive spirit that we all know and love!

PR: You got that right! That should be a blast!

Heavy: (Chuckles) Yeah, a blast with a laser blaster! (pause) Oh, by the way, the laser blaster is shaped in the form of a publication, a 192 page book to be exact, with an added barrel and trigger. That way the publisher can maintain the image of "defending" the good news with every score.

(Feel free to add to the attraction list)

fastJehu

Heavy: In the "777"-sector we have a "resurrection-zone". Special refreshments like the "water of life" or "food at the proper time" are waiting for the guests.

PR: (chuckles) .. sounds like the paradise.

3rdgen

SOP and fastJehu, Were you reading my mind? When I showed the pic to hubby we said, "They might as well build a full fledged theme park and rake in the $$$" Edited to add: Paradise Park coming SOON. I want to be able to get royalities.

Separation of Powers

Heavy: Yes, it will really be a lot like the paradise there PR. We are making sure that this particular part of the park exudes the awe and majesty of what the Paradise will be like. The paradise that we are all looking forward to.

PR: You mean, the Paradise that the great crowd are looking forward to, right?

Heavy: Oh, yes, I forgot. I'm one of the Heavies and thus, will not be in the paradise with you. At least not in the flesh anyways.

PR; I am so glad that you are gonna be up there looking over us. You are so personable.

Heavy: I know. But, anyways, let's get back to the park. Look at the Naaman's Leprosy ride, an attraction that I personally designed. (oohs from PR). It is a waterslide type ride with several steep drops designed to get you wet on those warm summer days. What makes it unique is prior to every drop, the rider is sprayed with a white floury substance that will adhere to their skin making it look like they have leprosy. Then, the boat will slide down the steep incline and the rider will be "cleansed" like Naaman in the Jordan. Unique, huh?

PR: I'll say. (Slight pause) That's SOOO ingenious.

Heavy: I did say that I was the one that designed it, right?

DATA-DOG

WTF?!?! It looks like the inside of a casino.

DD

frankiespeakin

And don't forget kiddies Jehovah gets sad when you touch yourself or wear tight pants, and he absolutely hates it when you disobey Jehovah's Faithful and Discreet/ Discrete* Slave! So Hurry up and devote your life to us to get everlasting life from Jehovah. And pay no attention to those Child Molestation lawsuits we had to shell out millions of dollars for, they are all part of Satan's system and we are under attack so just keep in mind that we love you with all are hearts and would never let you down big time, like all those internet news broadcasters would like to make you to beleive because they are of Satan's wicked world soon to be destroyed!

http://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/discreet-discrete/

Discreet means on the down low, under the radar, careful, but discrete means individual or detached. They come from the same ultimate source, the Latin discrētus,for separated or distinct, but discreet has taken its own advice and quietly gone its separate way.

Today discreet is to be politely private about something and to be aware of consequences if everyone finds out what you're doing. Be discreet when you eat the lollipop your mom gave you but not your sister, so you don't have to listen to a tantrum. Wealthy people often try to be discreet with their money, because they don't want everyone to know they're rich. When you're trying to be cool, and keep something quiet, you're being discreet:

A source said: "Wayne attracts a lot of attention and the millionaires attracted to the area like to be more discreet." (The Sun)

Sound Level: Quiet, with widely spaced tables allowing for discreetconversations. (Business Week)

Discrete remains closer to its roots, meaning individual, detached, separated:

It is far better to think of these as isolated, unpredictable, discrete events. (Salon)

Quantum theory is usually thought of as discrete; after all, that's what the word "quantum" connotes. (Scientific American)

So last year, when earthquakes were recorded in small, discrete clusters in north central Arkansas, researchers perked up. (New York Times)

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