"....and by the power vested in me by the state of New York as a minister of The Universal Life Church, I pronounce you husband and wife."
I would never try to say I was still technically a JW minister. But that link to The Universal Life Church Monastery encourages everyone, regardless of their beliefs, to become ordained and preach their own message, thereby being able to perform wedding official duties. And if your belief includes preaching in silence that everyone should be free to sit under their own fig tree and believe something completely different from you, you fit right in with The Universal Life Church Monastery. It only sounds Christian because there are some of those there and it's meant to sound Christian to those that question.
I am seriously going to look into that.