Jehoover is a cat person...while Satan likes dogs and and threw that cat out the window!!!
Positive proof that prayer works!
by 3rdgen 22 Replies latest jw friends
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DesirousOfChange
I always suspected that the good lord was a fan of pussies.
He sounds like my kinda guy!
(How come this never came up in the TMS?)
Doc
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JWdaughter
Cat got hungry. It came home after catting around-as cats do.
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NAVYTOWN
As the story goes, 'God' hears the mumbled prayer requests of billions of people everyday. Then he decides to answer the ones he feels are 'sincere'. A mother in Africa praying for food for her sick and starving children? Sorry, but No. A high-school team's prayer that they win Friday night's Homecoming football game? Oh YES!!!! By all means this meets the test and must be fulfilled. See, 'God' has a sense of Justice just as the Bible teaches.
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3rdgen
JW daughter, Cat probably got hungry but he was nutered so he likely wasn't lookin' for any "pussy".
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DATA-DOG
I don't think GOD likes pussies at all. Think of all the foreskins he collected. Think of the GB and their "Jeehoober approved" sexual positions. I'm not allowed to go "downtown" so I must respectfully disagree with Poopsiecakes.
DD
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3rdgen
bump for laffs
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smiddy
Let`s not pussyfoot around with this post ,.They do have 9 lives dont they ? So that disproves Jah`s intervention .
smiddy
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3rdgen
I am so impressed by the depth of this debate!
