Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!

by EndofMysteries 56 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    I'm sure in 2015, doing nothing more than just thinking about a return visit will count as a return visit.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    Being a JW these days is actually not all that hard anymore. Instead of knocking on strangers doors, you can simply stand on a corner with a book cart as the clock ticks away. Then to follow up, you can send a text message or email (cause you know how effective those are).

    You don't even need to carry around a huge bag of books to the meeting. All you need is an IPAD. Less convention days, less meetings days, easier to preach, digital litera-trash.

    ".......AND ALL THE MORE SO AS THAT DAY DRAWING NEAR!"

    Doc

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    LOL @ ADCMS!

    This religion creates do-nothing people.

  • erbie
    erbie

    That explains the few unexpected text messages I received earlier this year.

    Thanks for posting :)

  • Gustv Cintrn
    Gustv Cintrn

    'Do-Nothing' people and yet we continue to prosper. Ain't that just swell?!

    Things are getting better and better; the path gets clearer as time goes on. Stick around y'all!!!

    GC

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Gustv: 'Do-Nothing' people and yet we continue to prosper.

    Ah, someone who actually believes WT's numbers.

    Hey, Gustv: look in your Yearbooks for past figures. JWs used to get nearly 400,000 baptisms a year in half the annual service hours and with half the publishers they have now.

    How is double the time for half the return considered 'prosperity'?

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    So for those of us still fading, and having to fake figures, they have made it so much easier!

    Now we can just submit whatever we like on the report, and they have no way of verifying it!!!

    idiot organization.....

  • StarTrekAngel
    StarTrekAngel

    haha! Look at this guy.. is almost entertaining! Where were you when our elder announced the lower attendance to the memorial (2014 lower compared to 2013) and told us the reason was that we changed the venue from the KH to a party hall and people went to the wrong place? Oh... despite one place being next door to the other... yeah.. people are dumb, did not realize all of us in suits waiting in the same parking lot.

  • minimus
    minimus

    sir, good one!!!

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    GC: Counting service time is easier than ever!

    Which makes the 2 billion hours a year JWs report absolutely meaningless.

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