Oh that the organization's acute sensitivity to the physiological perils of perfume and eu de cologne were matched by a kindly responsivty to the acute sensitivity to the physiological perils of studying the Watchtower.
I break out in a god-awful sweat and rash, coupled with tachycardia and difficulty breathing, with my over-loaded pea-sized amygdala sending neurological alarm after alarm to the already-overworked pre-frontal cortex. I'm in continual hyperventiliation, feeling as if I'm dying.
Solution: Sadly, I have to miss the Watchtower study. Please, elders, fix my dilemma - sensitively of course.