“Tight Pants” by Mentally Diseased
(with thanks to “Baggy Trousers” by Madness)
Too tight pants in Kingdom Halls
Spandex breaking all the rules
Must not show your private jewels
Watchtower’s ever changing rules
All the elders are corrupt
Apostates they don’t give a f***
Trying not to think of when
This system is about to end.
Oh what fun we had
In too tight pants it was a fad
Theocratic school
Was how to bend the scriptural rule
Oh what fun we had
The prophecies all turned out bad
Overlapping ways
We’re living in the last, last days.
The truth about The Truth today
Governing Body’s lost its way
Make it up just as they go
Spandex out it’s just for show
Jehovah’s Witness gone insane
Shunning family yet again
Work at Bethel get no pay
Trolley preaching’s here to stay.
Oh what fun we had
In too tight pants it was a fad
Theocratic school
Was how to bend the scriptural rule
Oh what fun we had
The prophecies all turned out bad
Overlapping ways
We’re living in the last, last days.
Anthony Morris he’s the third
There’s a reason that it rhymes with turd
Bible preaching in the park
Bible preaching after dark
Too tight trousers, spandex flirt
Camel-toe it’s got to hurt
Elders come they think they’re Lord
Back of the head with the silver sword.
Oh what fun we had
In too tight pants it was a fad
Theocratic school
Was how to bend the scriptural rule
Oh what fun we had
The prophecies all turned out bad
Overlapping ways
We’re living in the last, last days.
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers…
