Good Morning! I'm visiting you today to share good news!

Zoos

The good news is:

I WILL NOT BE

- studying the Watchtower over breakfast

- putting on a suit and tie

- sitting in a Kingdom Hall for two hours

- joining anyone in field service later

I WILL BE

- reading forum posts with a cup of hazelnut coffee at my side

- have breakfast at Denny's this morning with my companion

- probably pick up a few items at the grocery while we're out

- take a nap around noon

- clean out a corner in the garage for the new Suzuki scooter I bought yesterday

- read some in a wonderful book I have been enjoying.

- rent a movie from Redbox this evening

- go to bed early

..... and they say apostasy is bad.

mikeypants

Grats on the scooter! But wont you feel guilty by missing the meeting? Dont forget to shave!

will-be-apostate

Great plan! But who rents movies these days?

nibbled

Are you an apostate?

You seem joyful, but who did you turn on?

disposable hero of hypocrisy

Dammit that sounds like a GREAT plan! I'm sat in the meeting right now planning the time when I can do the same.

H haha! The speaker is talking about YOU, how we shouldn't be envious of the lifestyles of the dirty worldly fornicating 'dead men walking'. Too late!

Good for you dude, enjoy!

Zoos

Grats on the scooter! But wont you feel guilty by missing the meeting? Dont forget to shave!

Thanks.

No!

This scruff is not the result of having forgotten.

But who rents movies these days?

I'm old enough to still do some things the hard way.

Are you an apostate? You seem joyful, but who did you turn on?

I don't remember turning on anyone. I just woke up one day and found out I was an apostate. 7 million JWs can't be wrong... can they?

Dammit that sounds like a GREAT plan! I'm sat in the meeting right now planning the time when I can do the same.

There's life out here. And the air is fresh!

Pams girl

Sounds like a great Sunday Zoos, enjoy

disposable hero of hypocrisy

It really does. This WT is DIRE. I feel like ripping my ears off and posting them to Bethel.

stuckinarut2

But you can't possibly be happy...you are an apostate...cast off from Jehovah, and destined to a life of misery....right???

Isnt apostacy the one sin we can't be forgiven for??

Oh wait, that's just the scary crap they feed witnesses to discourage them from leaving...

Its just like the movie "the village"... Make up a story to keep people locked in....life outside is dangerous and deadly....

I thought lying was wrong?

Honesty

I don't remember turning on anyone. I just woke up one day and found out I was an apostate. 7 million JWs can't be wrong... can they?

That's what my ex-wife said when I told her TTATT.

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