Mom: Well why not dig smaller graves, Caleb? All these full-size ones are taking over my flower beds and borders.
Caleb: Now, Mom! We've got to be hole-souled - see what I did with the words whole and hole Mom? See, We are Jehovah's happy people! See, the "W" is silent?
Dad: (He is a career Min Serv. - you can tell by his knuckles dragging the floor) Good one Caleb! (Does a high five)
Caleb: Actually Dad we could dig some smaller ones, after all we need to bury the babies and toddlers too don't we?