'So where is this promised forum parousia of his? Why from the day Simon posted this thread, all things are continuing exactly as in the days of our forefathers.'
Ye of little faith! The dates given are accurate, for these are Simon's dates, not ours. Surely we have misunderstood the meaning of the word spoken, but can have faith that the timeline is accurate. The new forum is present, as promised, it is merely an invisible presence!