I called and got all the GOOD DIRT
ooooooohhhhhhhh Farkel.....
I met Farkel......
by KJV 26 Replies latest jw friends
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WildHorses
Is he as nice as he sounds over the phone? Come on KJV, you can tell me.
p.s. I wish you would come into chat like you used to. I miss you
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KJV
Xena...
God, thanks for calling! Farkel is very interested, but he needs to make sure you are not a practicing witness. He also needs to know if you had a boob job. Call me back!!!
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KJV
Farkel is a very intelligent and very intune person. He is very loyal, He is also very true to the facts. Gossip is a major turn off to him. He is a good listener as well as a good eater. But he is very thin and very sexy. I am not a homo.
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BeautifulGarbage
KJV,
You have the same area code as me. Where are ya?
Andee
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KJV
Dear Garbage,
I am in Victorville. Call me. I am an ex-JW. Farkel has a crush on you.
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KJV
Dear Xena,
In regard to your question....yes, Farkel has a very large penis. He really does. He is very shy about his large penis. I hope this helps!
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simplesally
This Farkel guy sure gets around! Or at least he wants to! LOL
Lessee, he wants to know if Xena had a boob job and he is interested in Garbage..... hmmmmm
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BATHORY
G'Day milky
Hey is it true he looks like ralph mouth and talks like yoda ?
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notperfectyet
Bathory
Get away from the mirror.
Farkel, you will always be my hero!